THIS BLOG NOW CONTAINS SPOILERS
Breaking my rule of not updating this site for something very important. Blog to track my jjba watch progress! Is this so Pixel will stop yelling at me to watch Jojos? Yes. Will this just result in them yelling at me more? Probably.
Progress:
- Part 1 (COMPLETED)!
- Part 2 (COMPLETED)!!
- Part 3 (COMPLETED)!!!
- Part 4 (COMPLETED)!!!!
- Part 5 (COMPLETED)!!!!!
- Part 6 (COMPLETED)!!!!!!
- Part 7 (COMPLETED)!!!!!!!
- Part 8 (COMPLETED)!!!!!!!!
- Part 9 (In progress I guess???)
(13/4/24). Watched 3 Episodes
Thoughts: Bloody Stream goes hard as always. Scarier than I thought it would be !!!! Caesar is interesting.
(14/4/24). Watched 3 episodes
Thoughts: I have so many thoughts about the characters,,,,,, Joseph is cool I like watching the fights, Caesar is probably my favorite, and Lisa Lisa slays. The music is really good, like the pillar men theme goes so hard. Also I changed my browser's font to papyrus and that really adds to the experience. Somehow.
(17/4/24). Watched 3 episodes
Thoughts : Was gonna watch four but sadly tragedy has struck. :( I'm really sad about Caesar. I wasn't actually planning on watching any today but turns out the one streaming service app on my phone has jjba on it so I watched like most of this during my theatre class ehehe. One of my other friends said I'm gonna have a rough watch when I mentioned Caesar's death, terrified. Excited to watch more tomorrow though, we stay silly.
(19/5/24). Watched 2 episodes
Thoughts: Soooooooo it's been a little bit,,,, I finished part two like a couple weeks ago but was pretty slow to watch part 3. I went to Pixel's house and watched a couple episodes today, straight fire. I really like all the characters in this one so far (I think Kakyoin is my favorite though,,, his stand is cool). Also Pixel has all star battle r so we played it and it was very fun. I like playing as Caesar :3. Over and out, bisexual loincloth.
(11/6/24). Watched 43 episodes.
Thoughts: WE FINISHED IT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO. Not sure if Kakyoin is still my favorite (I like all of them,,,,,,). I was told half the crusaders would die and uhhh my predictions of who would die were totally right ^_^, unfortunately. All the stuff at the end was pretty cool though. I'm pretty excited for part 4 because I've heard a lot of good stuff about it, I'll probably start tomorrow. In conclusion: Dio edited to have one tooth.
ps. probably gonna remake the banner, important plushie changes must be made
(23/7/24). Watched ??? episodes.
Thoughts: So I've been playing on being more active on my site so unfortunately this blog post is gonna go into more detail. I finished part 4 and it's my favorite part so far,,,,, Again I don't really have a favorite character because I like most of them,,, Something I didn't mention in the last update was that I was speedrunning part 3 the night before my appointment to get my wisdom teeth out. I did manage to finish it the night before and I was watching part 4 in the waiting room before I got my teeth out (I also watched End of Evangelion while still loopy from the surgery and I yelled a lot). I finished part 4 on the fourth of July and skipped out on swimming to finish it (also I just don't like swimming). I have a part 4 poster now, I got it at Spencer's while hanging out with Pixel (curse you Pixel for getting me very hyperfixated on jojo). Whenever I start a new part I usually kinda struggle to get into it, not really sure why. It took a while but I think I'm like finally interested in part 5, also SOMEONE has been begging me to watch part 5. My favorite so far is probably Bucciarati,,,, he's so cool. I just finished the episodes with the train and Prosciutto and Pesci. Anyways I hate Pesci's stand the fish hook under pepole's skin is guh. Also I like the turtle, I hope the turtle stays like a consistent part of the team. A couple weeks ago I got handed a turtle but it took a second for the person who handed it to me to say anything so I was really confused. Anyways I'm gonna go make breakfast then watch more jojo byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(25/7/24). Watched 12 episodes.
Thoughts: My parents left me home alone so I watched jojo for like 2 hours straight. Bucciarati is still my favorite (I even drew him today but you, hypothetical person, don't get to see it). I'm not too sure how many episodes I watched but when I wrote the last post I was in the Melone arc and now I'm in the one with Cioccolata and Secco, I fucking hate them. I hate them so much grrrrrrrrr bark bark bark bark. I think Trish is also super cool, I like her stand. Shoutout to women. I kinda wanna watch more jojo right now but like the thermostat broke and turned my room into an oven so I'm in the same room as my parents right now and I don't think I can handle watching this arc with them in the same general area as me (anyways shoutout to them for having spent the last couple minutes listening to me typing up this post). I think one of the main reasons it took me a bit to really get into part 5 is because I had gotten some parts spoiled for it before but like now I'm too into it, I am putting off properly updating my website so I can watch more jojo, I am living the best life. I should probably give more specific thoughts but I watched a ton of episodes so that's a tad hard sooo speed round ^_^ I think Baby Face looks goofy I laughed when I first saw computer with legs. I think Ghiaccio has a cool design. I love Bucciarati forever and always. I think I'm special and would've realized that Narancia's abiliy to speak was being affected by a stand (also yay the stand was called talking head I love Talking Heads). I need people in this show to stop getting on airplanes they literally always get attacked. Doppio fr a freak. Aw man Abbacchio. I FUCKING HATE CIOCCOLATA AND SECCO. Unlike the last posts I do not have a silly image to acompany this one, my apologies. Stay freaky.
(26/7/24). Watched 6 episodes.
Thoughts: I don't really know what to do so I'm updating this again. My ac broke (second time this summer grrr(and the ac repair guy was rude to my mom so I think I'm gonna beat him up)) so I've kinda just been having a shitty time today but I will make it through. I still hate Cioccolata and Secco but now that's like the least of my worries with all the stuff going on. Idk what I was expecting but it was not Polnareff,,, or turtle. I only have 3 episodes left of part 5 and today was my last day at my volunteering thing so I got plany off time ^_^. Honestly like the second Narancia started talking about what he was gonna do when the Diavolo stuff was over I knew he was gonna die. His death seemed a tad underwhelming to me though idk. Usually I really hate body swaps in shows but I think it really works here? I freak with it. Honestly if I was a beautiful woman and I ended up in Mista's body I don't think I would ever recover. I keep having to look at the episode list to form my thoughts,, together we are golden wind I guess.
(28/7/24). Watched 5 episodes.
Thoughts: WE DID IT, part 5 is finished. I liked it!!!!!!!!!! ^_^. This is silly but I really like it when the openings changes a little at the end of season like I'm forever a part 4 dickrider and I think the bites the dust version of great days is so cool,, this is like the teenage version of kid me seeing the weirdmageddon version of the gravity falls intro. I love bucciarati guys he's so cool. I'm really bad at making blog posts but I like talking about jojo so it's not like anyone can stop me. I think golden experience requiem is super cool and the way diavolo was defeated was also really cool. Not sure how I feel about turtle ghost polnareff though. I also watched the first 2 episodes of stone ocean and this shit is FREAKY, I just started it though so aside from that I don't have many opinions. Women are cool I guess. Might start reading the spin-offs tbh because this is slowly starting to become my general jojo opinons rather than just me tracking my watching progress and talking about the episodes I watched. Also I'm gonna be out of town for a week which means I probably won't be able to upload this since I'm not planning on bringing my laptop which is very sad for me because I like rambling. Oh yeah and pookie asked me to like rank the characters so uh 1. Bucciarati my favorite always and forever. 2. Giorno. 3. Trish. 4. Narancia. 5. Fugo. 6. Abbacchio. 7. Mista (placed low for canonically smelling bad). And ranked below everyone else is Cioccolata and Secco because I fucking hate them. Maybe I'll elaborate more some other time, idk, you are a hypothetical person listening to a guy who's addicted to a horse game talk about anime I don't think you should trust me. Oh well, bye forever, never hold me to my word.
(8/8/24). Watched 2 episodes.
Thoughts: Kinda having trouble getting into Stone Ocean. I know I do this for every part but I before this I was watching jojo on some fuck ass free with ads streaming service but because only Netflix has rights to Stone Ocean and I don't have netflix on my phone it's a bit harder to watch. Also the whole being in another state for a week didn't exactly help. Yeah I have no thoughts or opnions because I am only 4 episodes in, you ever listened to modest mouse? I like modest mouse. I think I've mentioned that since I've kinda been giving part 5 time to simmer I have been enjoying it a lot more, as in about 3/4ths of each inch in my brain were being used to think about jojo. Anyways I changed my discord pfp from ova jotaro to mikitaka but some dude with a cream pfp mistook it for abbacchio, fml. Again sorry this is slowly just becoming my general thoughts on jojo, speaking of I started reading cddh and it's good, might start looking more into the spin-off stuff. Also considering looking at some of the games. I read rohan at the louvre and I really enjoyed the art but also I don't really know why I read it because I don't like rohan, his bitch pose is NASTY. Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! On vacation I went to this bookstore and it was so fucking big and it had a manga section so I got the first volume of the part 4 manga!!! yay I love part four. I don;t have a silly sign off this time :(,,,, baiiiiiii ^_^
(12/8/24) EVIL INTERMISSION.
HOLD ON WAIT A SECOND WHAT DO YOU MEAN INTERMISSION: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so I've mentioned in previous entries that this is kinda just becoming more of a general Juniper talks about jojo blog than a jojo watch progress blog so today I'm talking about something vaguely jojo related, because they cannot force me to watch stone ocean. So,, Pixel and I went to the mall and one of the stores at these little jojo key clip blind bags. There were these little vento aureo ones and they were a little ugly but I'm so deep in the goddamn jojo fixation that it doesn't matter anymore. We spend a couple minutes looking at the part 5 ones just to turn around and see a whole box of stardust crusaders blind bags, cue like 10 minutes of us sitting on the floor squishing the bags and trying to tell which characters were in the bags (don't worry we cleaned everything up!!). I ended up with one that I thought was trish from the hair and one that I thought was jotaro. I got Jotaro and Giorno but I traded Pixel Giorno for Polnareff. It was super fun and I really like having someone who is also a freak (which makes sense I guess because this is literally the person who got me into jojo) might watch more Stone Ocean today, idk I have some stuff I need to do today.
(22/12/24). Watched 32 episodes. Read 224 chapters.
Soooo uhhh. I kinda finished jojo. like all that's out right now at least. you can do a lot in 4 months turns out. and a blog isn't too fun if you don't update it. I think the plan is I'm going to say some general stuff here and in future blog updates I'll go into more detail on certain parts (ahem 6 and 8) and I'll update whenever a new jojolands chapter comes out. Speaking of coming out I'm listening to ram ranch rn if you even care. Chapter 21 of jojolands came out a couple days ago, pretty exciting!! ^_^. I really like the new characters introduced they lookk so busted I cannot wait to find out more. Also,,,,, INSANE THEORY TIME I'll be honest I don't believe this myself because I thought about it for more than 2 seconds but Acca Howler might be distantly related to Gyro?? hear me out hear me out hear me outttt. It WAS LIKE REALLY LATE AT NIGHT WHEN I COOKED THIS UP, both Howler and Gyro are italian and have somewhat similar beards, but you can dismiss this as weird hair because manga series, Araki's continous insertion of italians, and how part 9 is the parallel for part 5. at the time my reasoning was that gyro had multiple siblings and the zeppeli family moved to another country were "their whereabouts are unknown" after the steel ball run but idk. Unlike parts 1-6 the relations between each jojo are usual direct parent or grandparent while parts 7 and 8 are several generations apart. I think it would be interesting since the typical structure has already been flipped if we had a family that was distantly related to Gyro like we do with Johnny, and in the first continuity the zeppeli family did show up in multiple parts with will and caesar. I'm pulling all of this out of my ass I don't really think this is likely at all but it's fun to guess, I haven't really been caught up with something like this for a while. I'm on winter break so I'm gonna work on my site a bit, hopefully tomorrow I'll make an update just going into detail about stone ocean, bye:3
(23/12/24). Stone Ocean post,, yay!!.
As promised: specific posts for the parts I consumed. ^_^ I should probably focus on other stuff but these are a nice warm up for doing stuff on my site. I FUCKING LOVE STONE OCEAN!!! Out of the animated parts it is 100% my favorite,, it's just so good?? The characters, the vibes, the story I love it all. I LOVE MY GLORIOUS QUEEN JOLYNE, she's such a cool character, she's so strong I love her. Aside from Jolyne (the icon, the diva, my favorite jojo) I think my favorite characters are FF and Weather ^_^. I had a lot of trouble getting into Stone Ocean at first (I think because it is so freaky at the start????) but lird,, I love it now like I think after a certain point I was lost in THE SAUCE. ,,, I think my favorite arcs would be the FF ones and I also really liked jail house lock. I think the characters are one of the main appeals to me for stone ocean I really like them, the designs? serving. The stories? so so interesting. ALSO THE ENDING IS SOO GOOD. yeah I sobbed after it but it's really grown on me. I'm still not over it actually,, Emporio :(((((((((. I asked for a stone ocean shirt for christmas,, i hope i get it,,, Christmas day is gonna be the day of the jojolion post which is pretty joyous. Anyways I think way too hard about stone ocean. I think we should've gotten girl anasui and she could have been in lesbians with jolyne, I mourn, she was so cunty. I feel like I should say more but idk what.. Stay strange and evil.
(24/12/24). Aufh.
SBR Day!!!! And Christmas eve too I guess :// (note that I am not writing this until nearly 10 pm because I was too caught up with Christmas hehehe). I LOVE SBR It's such a good story and aughhhhh. I love Johnny so much, like his motivations are objectively selfish, he will not hesitate to kill, he's literally a terrorist but he's such a cool character??? He's one of my favorite jojos (after Jolyne of course kiss kiss). Aside from the obvious Johnny and Gyro I think my favorite characters are Hot Pants and Wekapipo, maybe Diego on a good day. I think sbr is objectively one of the best jojo parts but sadly I have bad taste so while it's one my favorite I don't think it's at the top. Also I have a certain love for North American geography so I really love all the different locations shown throughout the race ^_^. The whole story is just so fire and I think FV is an interesting villain (aaaa I hate him though). I really hope the jojoday announces sbr getting animated, then we could get more merch,, plushies of all the characters would fix me, specifically the little hanging plushies that all look like they're on the verge of tears. I keep making eye contract with the framed jojo yaoi prints I have on the wall this house is a prison. Overall, I really loved sbr, its plot and characters are so so awesome it's one of my favorite parts. Merry Christmas!!
(29/12/24)Today I saw a fish dried up by the ice. It was gross.
Just a lil note I don't have my laptop so I wrote this on my phone and it SUCKS.Jojolion day!! So this was supposed to be written Christmas Day but holiday festivities and the day after I got up at the ass crack of dawn to go to on a trip. Also PIXEL GOT ME A JOLYNE FIGURE!!!!! It's a nendoroid and I really like nendos because they have a lot of accessories,, also her braid is articulated I really like that. Speaking of figures I kinda wanna get a josuke figure,, I found one that isn't too bad and the shipping is alright but it's still a nice figure so it's a little expensive (he's lying, it's very expensive). ANYWAYS. I love Jojiom :))) it's probably my favorite out of the manga only parts (I love Stone Ocean too much to say it's my favorite) like the story is so good and the characters?? aaaa. I think my favorites are Josuke (just like me fr), Yasuho (love her writing), Rai (bitch), and Jobin (such an interesting antagonist). Honestly I didn't like Toru at first, I thought his introduction felt kinda sudden but I LOVE the wou arc, also I think it's interesting that in Torus first appearance he has curly hair but it just sorta morphed into a smooth orb on his head as he's drawn more. I really like Josuke,, idk why but like as a trans person his whole arc about identity is so important to me?? Like at the very end where he talks about how he's neither Josefumi or Kira but himself GOD. I love it. I really love some of the things introduced like equivalent exchange and rock humans. I really hope rock humans return in part 9. But yeah part 8 my beloved..
(1/1/25) I saw a cloud that looked astoundingly like a shrimp.
Guess who’s writing another blog post in his notes app to post later. Me ^_^. Anyways, Jojolands day!! Despite only like 20 chapters being out, I fucking love Jojolands. I think my favorite so far is Usagi,, he's so strange and obnoxious. Dragona is also cool :3. My friend just hit in the face because she wanted to read this, cruel. Like at first I wasn't really a fan of the get rich plot line but I like how it's being executed. What I'm not a fan of is.. FUCKING ROHAN WHY IS HE BACK WITH NO DIFFERENCE. It's absurd, why did he write that. I think it’s especially funny to see posts from when the chapter came out,, everyone thought it was going to be a jojolion character and then it was just rohan, like people were calling rorolands that's a tad funny I fear. It's just like none of the main group have a stand that seems particularly (oh the year just changed!!!!) well suited for fighting like dragona uses smooth operators pretty well,, but like the only one that really does damage is Jodio's which doesn't work underwater (we're on an island guys that's an issue). Also I'm a firm believer that dragona is transgender. That's not related, sorry. I know that nobody reads these but I like talking about jojo so boohoo. It's fun to be a fan of something ongoing, the speculation is really fun. I've seen some people theorize that one of the main cast will be a rock human and I doubt it but auuuughh I hope,, even just a character that is a rock human, I will take it I fear. Also I think it's so funny that we have a gen z jojo, it's awful. Like do you think the main group had cringe 2020 phases????? Idk what else to say. YURI FOREVER!!!!
(18/1/2025) Read 1 chapter.
New Jojolands chapter,,,,, so live reaction!! ^_^ also I'm at a coffee shop rn because my friends works here so you're also getting a food review. Usagi dunking on Paco's car has me giggling, my son he has every disease. Also CHARMING MAN ROCK HUMAN???? He said long lifespans,, you you know what else is rocky and has long lifespans. We might be so back. Ok I just got my order,,, matcha my beloved it's really good, I also got a croissant and it's really hot, eek! Ok back to jojo he said the animals in the ground were also rock like and while there were rock animals they were kinda more their own thing so probably related to the lava rocks, we are not so back, oh well HOWLER ESTATE. Dragona looks so pretty in the bank employee outfit,, also I love that the pink chan nickname persists, she doesn't even wear pink. Why are Usagi and Paco eating cornbread on the job, LOCK IN. I love Howler's fuckass hair it's so clean but strange. I like that Jodio is on the boat with Dragona and Charming man, he doesn't even have a bank outfit, it's just Jodio. Ok so they've been exposed but are we really surprised? No normal bank employee could serve the massive Joestarian cunt that Dragona and Jodio do. OHH ITS THE NEW GUYS oh they are trying to dox Paco, ok. I'm almost out of drink and jojo chapter, tragic. Oh we cooked, crazy ass stand. Not sure how I feel about Paco fucking off to help Mei like good on him for being like dedicated and protecting her but AUGH Paco coming over there is exactly what they want!! :(. Oh well, see you next month.